Tony Blair shocked just about everyone by showing up on a press conference with an electric guitar along with the confessions that he hadn't spent any of the last few years working with politics (that was not the shocking part) but rather with producing an own music album. Suddently all those biblic stories about the apocalypse got a lot more real.

According to rather unreliable sources Britain's Prime Minister Tony Blair said something funny the day before yesterday. Apparently he was very amused and walked around with a silly smile for a considerable duration of time.

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